This isn't Champagne, this is Holy Water.

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sergle:

another weird thing about beer is that it has weird masculinity connections to it. “ya i’ll get a beer, i don’t want none of them girly drinks” Jimothy, you’re drinking wheat juice with a 5% alcohol content and my mixed, fruity, “girly” drink is 40% alcohol and tastes great

goodtimewithparishilton: “but she is right.. right? ”
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the60sbazaar: “Mia Farrow ”
seaofempties: “Ocean Springs, Mississippi ”
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